Thursday, October 7, 2010

Puppy face!

This is what I see when I put my face on herzog's face.
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

A coy look

Herzog is helping me test out the camera on my new phone.
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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Mourning his manhood

Herzog mourns his testicals

"Oh lobster... I feel so impotent."

Friday, September 24, 2010

All hail the queen!

Herzog looks like a sad queen

Herzog was pretty out of it after he got his testicles removed. I guess you would be, too.

Also, his inflatable collar made him look like a sad queen.

Monday, September 20, 2010



Herzog thought he was going to get his own bedroom in the new apartment. He was crushed to learn that he had to share the living room with the hedgehog.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

A  long day

Can someone turn on Animal Planet? I'm too tired to get the remote.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Herzog in his new home


He really likes the rug.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Herzog and Angus: Getting to know you pt. 2

Herzog and Angus

Herzog and Angus are feeling each other out.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Herzog and Angus: Getting to know you

Herzog and Angus

Herzog finally got up the nerve to go take a good close look at Angus.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Herzog and Angus: The first encounter

Did I mention that Brian and Katie have a mastiff?

Herzog and Angus: The meeting

Yeah, I forgot to tell Herzog about that, too.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Herzog and Angus: The battle begins!

Herzog and Angus

Since Herzog is a little punk, he quickly decided that his 14lb self could take on a 150lb mastiff. Oh Herzog, you never were good at mathematics.

Herzog goes visiting

One of the stops that we made along our drive from one coast to the other was at Jon's brother and sister-in-law's house. Herzog immediately made himself at home.

Looking so Noble

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dirty puppy

A new lobster friend!
He just had a bath 30 minutes ago. I don't know how he does it.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Sunday, August 29, 2010

A new lobster friend!
I need some drawn butter, please.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Lobsters are a dog's best friend

The first meeting of a Lobster Friend
Herzog's new lobster friend AKA new favorite toy of all time.

Friday, August 27, 2010

A new Collar

Chowing down
Herzog still isn't big enough for the massive brown collar I bought him, but he has finally gotten big enough to wear this tough little number.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Vacationing is hard work

Beachy beefy puppy
It makes Herzog so very tired.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Artistic puppy

Beachy beefy puppy
Herzog always wanted to go to art school.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

A new friend

Beachy beefy puppy
Chasing Buddy up and down the beach. Herzog liked Buddy more than Buddy liked Herzog.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Sand sand sand

Beachy beefy puppy
Herzog loved all the driftwood he could chew on.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Beachy beefy puppy
Well, I like yoga, pina coladas, and taking long walks on the beach... But let's talk about you, baby.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Being a puppy is hard work.

Spoiled puppy
That's why Herzog is flying off for a beach vacation. He just can't deal with all the stress of being so cute all the time.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Visiting "grandparents"


So proud. So noble.

Surrounded by stupidity

Herzog wants a stiff drink.

A busy summer for the beefy puppy

Herzog's been so busy this summer! He visited his "grandparents" a few times, went to the beach, and then spent almost a week in his cage, moving across the country! Poor puppy.

Never fear, his adventures have been documented.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Chipped - Behind the scenes

"HEY! Who're you callin' a 'bunny rabbit'?"

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Chipped - Behind the scenes

More relaxing chewing.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Bath time!

Becca even gave Herzog a bath when he got smelly!
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Playful Puppy

Becca put up with him even when he was being hyperactive and racing around the house like a bunny rabbit.
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A well taken care of puppy

We've been travelling a lot, to places where Herzog cannot go. Luckily, my dear Becca volunteered to take care of the tiny, demanding puppy for 2 weeks. Not only did she whip him in to a well-trained puppy, she texted me photos of him! Hooray!

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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Sunday, June 6, 2010

He's watching you.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Nap time

Just look at his sleepy passed out puppy face.


Thursday, June 3, 2010

Puppy Jail

Poooooooor sad Herzog, sitting in his house. What a sad, sad boy.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Herzog took over a dog bed at my parent's house.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010


Herzog most likely tried to bite my ear immediately after this was taken.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

His thoughts are along the lines of "I cannot believe that you want me to poop at a rest stop on the highway. Everyone is looking at me."

Monday, May 17, 2010

Bark bark bark

Herzog encounters a mirror for the first time.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Evidently last night I was saying "Good Herzog" in my sleep, and Jon was afraid to squeeze his pillow because in his sleep he thought he was hugging the puppy and didn't want to hurt him.

The dog is obviously driving us to the brink of insanity.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Herzog got in to some catnip.

Sad Gangster

Herzog feels great shame because his jersey is too big.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010


I woke up because I thought I heard Herzog whimpering to go outside, but it was just my neighbor's door squeaking.

Everyone, please be very quiet, I think he might be sleeping for more than 3 hours straight tonight.

Herzog Makes Some Friends

Last week Scott and Bridget stopped by to meet Herzog. He chased them both around the courtyard for a good half hour, he was so excited to have new friends to play with.

I think Scott's in love.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Behold! A puppy!

Herzog helped me test out my new wide angle lens

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Video Games

"But mooooooom, I'm about fight the final boss!"

Friday, May 7, 2010

Accidental Tricks!

I'm going to pretend that Herzog is already very, very well trained, and was rolling over because I told him to.

Leaps + Bounds

Herzog grew weary of his bone, and tried to leap off of the couch. I am getting skillful at making one handed puppy catches.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Mischievious Look

Moments later, the couch felt his playful wrath.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Blaming the dog

Jon has been blaming his farts on Herzog. For shame! Everyone knows that puppy farts are silent but deadly.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Herzog likes to get up bright and early. Once the 7 AM sun starts to shine in through the window, no amount of whispered "goooooooood boy, lay down, gooooood boy, shhhhh" will get him to go back to bed. Luckily, Jon has figured out a trick to make Herzog think that an additional 2 hours of sleep was his idea. A quick bathroom trip, a morning snack and 10 minutes of tug of war with Big Cat will have him ready for nap time again. YES!

Herzog does impressions now. This is his Simba impersonation. You can't tell from the photo, but he's snorting the tune of "Circle of Life."

Waiting to pounce.

Napping on dad's lap.